A court in the UK heard the story of how a 27-year-old man mistook a police officer for a stripper back in December.The man was drinking at a pub with friends and was told to expect entertainment. When a female officer arrived to investigate the rowdy behavior that had been reported at the bar, he assumed she was a stripper, danced around her, and flicked her with a bar towel. According to his testimony, he continued to believe that she was an entertainer even after she placed him under arrest. It wasn't until he arrived at the police station that he realized he was in real trouble. Headmitted to obstructing an officer and was given a six-month conditional discharge.