#WTF “Masked Bandits” captured in art gallery


Oregon police investigating a report of suspicious activity at an art gallery took a picture of the ‘masked bandits’ they found inside: four raccoons. The Newport Police Department posted the photo on Facebook with the caption, “Four masked bandits burglarized Inscapes Gallery on SW Bay Blvd recently.” The police department went on to write, “Officers responded to a report of suspicious activity after midnight and cornered the suspects immediately upon entering the business. The suspects, known only by their street names of ‘Home Dog,’ ‘Da Nails,’ ‘Squeaky Feets’ and ‘2-Toes Todd’ attempted to elude officers on scene. After a brief scuffle, all suspects were captured without further incident or injuries. ‘Squeaky Feets’ told officers they had no intention of taking anything from the gallery; they were only trying to straighten a few pieces of art on the wall. Tell it to the judge, ‘Feets.’ Tell it to the judge.”- UPI